As a working freelance Journalist Wayne is always ready and happy to discuss new commissions, projects and/or material you may wish him to review, work upon or write about. However, while we appreciate your requests, Wayne is extremely busy and is unable to respond to every request personally.
That said, messages about trading Guitar Picks will most likely get a response within several minutes.
Please note that the contents of the Newsletter are yet to be finalized and we cannot confirm nor deny that a fan club may be established to provide more exclusive and pressing information. If you’ve read to this point we commend you, seriously, but chances are this is all an elaborate joke. Those not happy can f*!k off and buy something from the ‘New Age’ section.